Monday, January 08, 2007

MacDonalds Violates New York's Trans Fat Ban

Ronald MacDonald was taken into custody earlier today in New York City for violating the city's trans fat ban. The chemically modified ingredients considered by doctors and nutritionists to increase the risk of heart disease. Later in the day he was released and MacDonalds restaurants across the city were reported to be selling fruit salad and yogurt with their burgers by day end.