Tuesday, May 27, 2008

A message to Spokane

I'm sure you are a lovely community. I bet that 1974 Worlds Fair was a blast. And the Pacific Northwest must be beautiful. But just because we let you play hockey in Canada, you shouldn't be abusing the hospitality. Sure we let you and a few others like Erie into our junior leagues. But this isn't the NHL which is over run with American franchises. It's called the Canadian Major Junior Hockey League. So beating Kitchener in front of their home fans was just plain rude. Then you go bust the Memorial Cup. That piece of hardware is 89 years old. You can't just superglue it together. We'll be sending you the bill.